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Rockport Innkeeper Loses Track of How Many ‘Quaint’ Things They’ve Had to Describe Today
ROCKPORT, MA—Local innkeeper Emily Porter, 39, reportedly lost all sense of reality Thursday after realizing she had described nearly...
Dylan Melville
Feb 132 min read
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Rockport Man Claims To Have Discovered A 'Secret' Spot That 14,000 Other People Already Know About.
ROCKPORT, MA—Local resident Kevin Dwyer, 37, made waves in the Rockport community this week after announcing that he had stumbled upon a...
Dylan Melville
Feb 122 min read
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Local Artist Paints Scene of Rockport—Critics Call It ‘A Little Too Motif #1’
ROCKPORT, MA—Local artist Daniel Whitaker unveiled his latest oil painting this week to mixed reviews, as critics and art enthusiasts...
Dylan Melville
Feb 122 min read
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Out-of-Town Visitor Successfully Parks in Rockport, Immediately Given Key to the Town
ROCKPORT, MA—In an unprecedented display of skill, patience, and sheer dumb luck, out-of-town visitor Brian Callahan, 42, successfully...
Dylan Melville
Feb 122 min read
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